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Five Things that Rocked May 12-18

1. I wrote this post about The Blind Assassin. I got this tweet in reply. Swoon.

2. My Wromance (writing romance) A.J. Kandathil wrote about the Five Pillars of Place using Park and Rec on Ploughshares. ‘Cause that’s how she rolls ( awesome, that’s how she rolls).

3. While you are on the  Ploughshares blog, take a gander at the piece I wrote about Cowboy Poetry. You should read it. It’s okay, you can click now. This list will wait.

4. The Office aired its final episode. I cried. I’ll write about it next week. In the meantime, rewatch The Office or watch it for the first time. Either way, win-win-win. In the meantime, enjoy this:

5. Two of my favorite shows growing up were Designing Women and The Golden Girls. This article reminds me why I loved Dorothy and may be like her in about thirty years.

XO

A

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Five Things that Rocked May 5-11

  1. A blog I’ve just discovered, interesting literature, wrote a thoughtful post on Fitzgerald and the underrated This Side of Paradise. Aside from a brief outline of the writer, it is full of fun tidbits, like he was the first person to use wicked with a positive connotation. Learn something new every day, right?
  2. Ashley Wells is doing a fantastic series on women and horses. Topics have included warrior women, Betty Draper and horses, and an interview with the author of The Yonahlossee Riding Camp for Girls.
  3. Aaron Gilbreath launched a Kickstarter campaign for his upcoming book, Crowded, about life in confined spaces. It’s worth checking out just for the insightful reading material he provides. Find the link to the campaign the blog post linked above.
  4. On The Baraza, Katie Shaw gave some songs to motivate students through those long hours of studying for finals. I provided a companion piece for professors to sustain them through the long hours of grading.
  5. Finally, in honor of Mother’s Day, take a gander at Book Riot’s “Fictional Mother Whose Parenting Books Would Rock.” I’d preorder all three. What about you?

XO

A

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The Great Gatsby Illusion

When I list books that changed my life, The Great Gatsby tops the list. By the time I read it in high school, I already knew I wanted to be a writer and had since third grade when I tried to write my first novel (it was about horses because my best friend drew crazy good horses). But I remember the exact line in Fitzgerald’s novel when I fell in love with words in a different way:

“The late afternoon sky bloomed in the window for a moment like the blue honey of the Mediterranean.”

It’s a simple sentence, yet so much happens: simile and metaphor, color symbolism, and his implied time element (isn’t the story, after all, about what can happen for just a moment?). It’s a glorious piece of writing.

And so it is with great trepidation that I anticipate Baz Luhrmann’s anachronistic adaptation. I admit I have not seen the movie and I am trying to refrain from judging before I do; that being said, I have a feeling they picked the wrong guy to bring this once more to the screen.

A few years ago I was reading an interview with Jack Nicholson where they asked him what role he missed out on that he regretted. His answer was losing out on Jay Gatsby to Robert Redford. Just reading the sentence, I cringed. Nicholson as Gatsby? Granted this was before he became a caricature of himself, back when he was doing Reds and China Town. Still–Nicholson? Then I read his reasoning. He explained that the problem with Redford was that he was Jay Gatsby, but he was not James Gatz. Robert Redford represented the illusion of what Jay Gatsby should be without being the man James Gatz actually was. He saw himself as James Gatz.

I’d never thought about it that way, but for some reason the idea resonated with me. The book is about illusion, deceit, and identity. Based on the previews, Luhrmann has taken the illusion part of the story to eleven. My concern is that as a director he is one who favors style over substance. His movies explode visually in a chaos of color and sound; however, he seems to fear silence and stillness. Flappers swirling on trapezes, a Jay-Z soundtrack, fireworks–this is the illusion of Gatsby. Does Luhrmann have the self-control and temperance to tell the story behind the illusion without making the film about the very things Fitzgerald attempted to critique? I’m not sure.

On one hand I’m excited for the visual escapism of it; on the other, I have a feeling that I should not view the film as a representation of the spirit of the book lest I be disappointed. But isn’t that usually the rule with adaptations?

XO

A

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Five Things that Rocked April 28 – May 4

  1. It would have been enough that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar played for the Lakers and is the leading NBA scorer of all times. But then he stayed loyal to the Lakers, working as their assistant coach. He even made some people unhappy when he rightly criticized the NBA for taking players straight out of high school instead having them complete four years of college. He’s even in a Bruce Lee movie (granted a terrible Bruce Lee movie). Now he has made himself a rock star of epic proportions by writing an article for The Huffington Post (swoon) over the The Real Housewives franchise that appropriately references hubris and the unreliable narrator. Love times a billion.
  2. Claire Messud’s response to the implied sexism of a question about the likability of her main character. Fantastic.
  3. This letter to moms. I’ll admit I teared up.
  4. Bookriot’s guide to summer book-based movies.
  5. Buzzfeed showing some redhead love. Sunscreen for everyone!

XO

A

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Signs of the Season: An Anthem on Cheating

Sadly, I have had to have more conversations this year regarding this subject than ever before. Catching a student cheating (in my subject, it’s usually plagiarism), makes my stomach drop. It makes me angrier and sadder than any of the other things student do. If only I could carry a tune while strutting through the campus looking all sassy. At least it might make me feel better.

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Signs of the Season: Conversations with Students, Part 1

This is not actually a spoof–this is real life.

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The Z that Stands for Zorro

In Part 4 of my Cowboy series on Ploughshares, I confessed my love of Zorro. The Zorro legend began as a pulp character in 1919. Zorro, which literally means fox, is the superhero identity of Don Diego de la Vega, a wealthy Spanish nobleman who battles the corrupt establishment during the Colonial Spanish era.

Zorro has been reinvented over the years, most recently with Antonio Banderas. However, long before Banderas donned the famous mask, I have had a fascination with Zorro, specifically the 1957 Disney television series.

It’s logical that Zorro would appeal to me–I loved Robin Hood and the Scarlet Pimpernel when I was kid. Zorro is of the same cloth. Add the allure of colonial era California to sword play, horsemanship, and Guy Williams’ matinee idol performance (although he was Italian rather than Spanish) and we’ve got a ball game.

When I think of that short lived series, I think of the music, particularly Bernardo’s theme, which highlighted the work of pantomimist Gene Sheldon. I think of the rhythmic speech patterns of both Williams and the fabulous Henry Calvin. And I think of laying on the floor of my grandparents back bedroom, glued to a show that had been off the air for almost 30 years.

I own the series on DVD in all its black and white glory (I am a huge critic of colorizing black and white–gross). Soon might be the time to introduce my daughter to the fox so cunning and free.

XO

A

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is for 10 things that rocked this week. See how I did that? It’s X day, but I’m twisting it for my own meaning. Perhaps I should got into politics. This week was pretty stellar, I have to say, so coming up with 10 instead of 5 was an easy task.

  1. Buzzfeed article are regulars on my list because they are so darn funny. My favorite from this week? “26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults.”
  2. Kendragarden talks about her love of Horror movies. She likes what she likes and that’s okay.
  3. Artist Jhenai Mootz gave a fantastic Wild Women interview.
  4. We’ve been watching House of  Cards on Netflix. It’s shaping up to be really intriguing, although I have mixed feelings about Kate Mara being the Mistress–again.
  5. Loving the new season of Mad Men? Over on Ploughshares, A.J. Kandathil (my new pen pal bestie) discusses the “hidden narrator” who drives the series. A thought provoking take on a show that often defies explanation.
  6. Caitlin O’Neil’s “Riding in Cars with Words” reminisces about how her childhood road trips have shaped her as a writer. Plus it has a Muppet video, which is always a good decision.
  7. Part Four of my look at Cowboys debuted this week. I hope people are enjoying reading these posts as much as I’m enjoying writing them.
  8. It was a big week in general for writing on my end: both Cinefilles and The Baraza featured my posts, on Shakespeare and Lisa Frank Trapper Keepers, respectively.
  9. Peggy Orenstein’s look at the sexualization of Candyland is insightful and thought provoking.
  10. Speaking of Orenstain, I finished reading Schoolgirls and wrote this post on it. The reaction has been fantastic. Thanks to all of you who have Tweeted, Shared, Commented, Emailed, and Texted me about this post and how much you can relate. My only regret is that I only have one copy to lend out and the line is getting longer every day.

What rocked your week?

XO

A

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Wild Women: Jhenai Mootz

Despite having grown up in a small West Texas town, I spent my formative years with a number of interesting  people who grew up to be fascinating adults. One such lady is artist/actress/entrepreneur Jhenai Mootz. Talented, smart, and definitely a free-thinker, Jhenai shares her thoughts on art and the business of  being an artist.

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HA HA! Eclectic is such an elegant word for “an artist who gets into EVERYTHING… seems to have trouble committing to any particular art form… has little reverence toward the traditional applications of such art forms & likes to play and experiment.”  Lets put it this way: frequently the element that I hope most often appears in my art is a sense of humor about the process and passion.  When I find myself in danger of losing those two elements  - I close the door to the studio and grab a glass of wine.

On a more tangible note – I guess the element that most defines my art style is my love for SHINEY THINGS. I’m a magpie at heart, and love playing with mirrors; they throw light and this seems to give motion and life to inanimate objects.  If I’m feeling classy, gold & silver leaf may make a marked appearance.

mosaic mirror with hooks.jpgOn a personal note, your mother is one of the most outstanding and unique women I’ve ever encountered. How did she impact your development as an artist?

Umm.. soooooo you have met my mom, right?!

To help you readers out: My mom is incredible, bat-shit-crazy, and amazing, (and yes folks, she is probably reading this).  Growing up, my house was a zoo. The Mootzoo. There was always something going on! Melting crayons to make candles, breaking plates to use the pieces to mosaic tabletops, in essence my mom has always been, and is to this day, a one-woman-Pinterest site….

Mom taught us to never see an everyday object at its base value, and to have reverence for nothing if you could create something better with it. She taught us to have absolutely no fear when it comes to our creativity. It was the greatest gift in that it gave me a freedom of thinking. Because of her, I see possibilities everywhere. And don’t get me wrong, we fight about art still to this day, and we love it! We fight about art the way other families fight about politics. Be it balance and structure, texture, and don’t even get me started on pricing! And to this day I still call her when I’m in a fix  and need a critical eye, an ego boost, or when I’m really excited because a project is coming together well.  (That’s what moms are for, right?!)

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Stressful. Hard. Brilliant. Like breathing.

It’s funny really. It is all I have ever wanted to do. EVER. For me being on stage and speaking someone’s beautiful words and sordid emotions is akin to being given permission to be the most alive part of yourself. You don’t have to put the everyday damper on your soul, you get to let life come out of every pore of your being with no apologies.

The rub is that you have to get the job first!

What roles that you haven’t already played would you most like to tackle? 

I’ve always had a younger look on stage. I ain’t complaining–it has served me very well, and I have been very lucky. At 31, I’m just getting to the point were certain roles will pass me by if I don’t tackle them in the next few years…G.B. Shaw’s St. Joan. I’m an unlikely candidate for it, but the text sings to me like none other. I HAVE to play her. I would love one more shot at Roxanne from Crayno de Bergerac…but I have a few years left to catch that boat. Honestly I’m pretty lucky in that I think the best parts of my acting career are ahead of me. The Medias, Lady Macs, and Shrews are all in front of me. I’m okay saying goodbye to the Ophelias; I think the transition and what is coming next is going to be a brilliant ride!

Many artists, performers, and writers struggle with balancing the business aspect of their industry with the artistic. As someone who does both, what advice do you have?

When it stops being fun, BREATH and ask yourself if you are really on the right path.  If you can imagine doing anything else in life, well take a deep breath and find the fun again.

Both art and acting are highly subjective, critical disciplines. How do you grapple with those elements while maintaining your individualism and optimism?

When it comes to acting, it is a collaborative art form. You are a piece of a whole, no matter the project. You can come to the project with your whole heart and very definite opinions, but you have to bend and weave to become part of the director’s vision and to work with your fellow actors. It can be frustrating when you don’t agree, and brilliant in that you are never alone when creating. In your most alone & naked moments there are so many people on that stage with you.

Both are devastating, gorgeous, heart-rending and inspiring ways to make art. I use them to balance each other out.

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Oooh! Now you’ve got me on my soapbox!

Here is the deal: I have been living in the world of actors and artists since I could first draw a breath. As artists we are taught technique, balance, to find inspiration in everything, how to bring a new vision to the world. As actors we study voice, dialects, many different forms of movement, taught how to research (if you don’t think that being a good researcher and being interested in EVERYTHING is part of acting, you are sorely mistaken). We are taught how to express words on paper and breath new life into characters that are hundreds of years old. The one thing that we are NEVER taught… is the business.  There is a reason for the stereotype of the starving artist! As actors and artists we hone our skills, and then have no idea how to get the job, or approach a gallery.

This is why I started Renegade Websites.  To help artists with the business side. Renegade Websites is unique in that we understand the actor and artist, can build you a solid web presence for your business, and then teach you how to maintain it, putting the power completely back in your hands.

Today everyone Googles first and asks questions later.  For instance, a few weeks ago I was pulled into be a reader at the Chicago Equity office for an audition.   A lovely actor came into audition and fit the part perfectly. Having never worked with that particular actor before, the director immediately got on his phone and looked up the actor. When he could not find a website, he Facebooked the actor to see what business acquaintances they might have in common.

I myself search for an artist online when they submit to my gallery. It lets me see more than just the body of their work – but how far along they are as a business person and what I can expect.

WE ARE OUR OWN BUSINESS PEOPLE. No way around that, even if you have a very lovely agent. Your work will always be the top priority for you, this makes you your best salesperson. That doesn’t mean you have to get good at schmoozing . . . okay, that unfortunately does help.. but it does mean always putting your work forward, and in today’s world, that means the internet.

A) How easy you are to find? People assume that if you are the first thing their search engine pulls up and if you have a web presence, you must be somewhat successful. (Not necessarily true, but such an easy thing to cultivate!)

B) How well does  it present your work? A website is a portfolio and archive for an artist. Target audience for artists are people who you would like to hire you, potential customers, and yes . . . mom. A website is a presence that works 24/7 for you. You have far more control over your customer understanding the breadth of you work if you can invite them to your website.

Thank you Jhenai for giving me some of your time and insight. You can enjoy more from her at Renegade Websites and Jhenia Mootz. (Someday, when I can afford her, I’m placing a custom order for a mirror.)

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P is for Pet Peeves

For someone who considers myself an open-minded liberal, I am ripe with pet peeves. There is a fantastically long list of human behaviors that drive me to distraction. These are not things that are dangerous or prejudice, but instead acts that are ridiculously annoying. Just whittling down the list was an epic undertaking, but I have managed to do so, presenting my Top Pet Peeves (two of which I already blogged about–that’s how much they bug me):

  1. People who say “eXspecially” or “eXscape.” Those words do not have Xes in them. There is not an implied X. Stop. Freaking. Saying. It.
  2. Small dog owners who insist on bringing their dogs everywhere with them. Dog park or pet store? Fine. But your teacup lhasapoodoodle does not need to go any of the following places: The Grocery Store, The Movie Theater, The Mall, Disney World, Church, Any Store or Eating Establishment that is Not Specifically for Dogs. Just because the dogs fits in a bag does not make it a roll of breath mints that can go everywhere. My pit bull mix fits in a rolling duffel bag. How would you react if I brought her to Target with me to pick up the latest mass market designer fashions? (She does have excellent taste.)
  3. People who use the phrases “I deserve” or “It’s not fair.” It may not be fair, but very few things are. And very few people deserve anything. Those that do, don’t need to say it. They earn it.
  4. People who claim they like to write but don’t like to read. You can’t do one without the other. The same thing goes for actors who don’t watch television/movies, etc.
  5. People who take things out of the microwave early and don’t clear the time. The microwave then remains suspended at :15. Just push clear. Really. Your food is too hot to eat right this second anyway.
  6. Gum chewing. I was scarred as a child by Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in so many ways (that boat scene is just plain messed up). One of those was the fear that gum chewing would turn me into a blueberry or some other amorphous blob. Now I just find gum chewing gross. Particularly if you are going to speak to people or be interviewed, it’s just nasty to watch that wad bob around inside your jaw.
  7. Slip on shower shoes and socks. Maybe it’s because I teach a number of athletes that this bothers me so much. It’s not even the aesthetic of it–fine, you can’t be bothered with real shoes, I get it. But pick up your feet when you walk so I do not have to listen to that infernal sliding and slapping on the floor.
  8. People who talk on cell phones in public bathrooms. Is this really what society is coming to?
  9. Women who elect to start photography businesses after they have kids even though they have no photography training or experience aside from taking a billion ‘artsy’ snapshots of their kids with the only setting they know how to use on their overpriced automatic camera (and then forcing me to Like their businesses on Facebook). To be clear, not all photographers are this way–I know a number of talented, trained, and experienced photographers who happen to be moms. But charging $175 an hour to take 50 shots of a baby in butterfly wings looking off camera and getting 2 that are in focus does not a photographer make. Neither does the sole skill of turning eyes blue in a black and white picture. As my real photographer friends will tell you, it takes a great deal more than that. Take some classes, work with a real photographer. Stop ordering cutesy props on Etsy until you have a better grasp of composition and lighting.
  10. Blogs, emails, essays, Tweets, Status Updates, Basically Any Form of Writing that does not use capitalization. In professional correspondence, it’s rude (you aren’t important enough for me to hit shift). In academic writing it’s inappropriate. As a stylistic choice, unless you are e.e. cummings, it’s trite. We are gifted with an alphabet and grammatical rules for the purpose of making communication easier. Let’s not give those things, or our readers, the middle finger.

I know there are probably things I do that drive other people out of their minds as well. That’s part of the fun of sharing pet peeves is realizing what irritants we share, as well as those of which we are guilty. What little things make you crazy?

XO

A

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