A happy and safe holiday. May your day be merry and bright (and may you last until at least 2 pm before you start playing Angry Birds on your phone to keep you from screaming SHUT UP at: a.) your mother, b.) your kids, c.) your spouse, d.) some random relative whose name is unclear, e.) some random person who is the date of some random relative whose name is unclear, or f.) all of the above.
XO under the mistletoe,
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